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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:03
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
What sexual fantasies do you have?
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Why is my stomach getting so big from taking testosterone cypionate 31 to 34 in 2 months?
Still no good
Then came..
Next, they tried...
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Everyone loved it.
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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